116 3rd St SE
Cedar Rapids, Iowa 52401
Winter Weather Update
Jan. 14, 2009 10:07 am
Here are the latest conditions, as of 11:05 a.m. CST:
My driveway is 100-percent snow and ice covered. With zero visibility, blizzard conditions around snow blower. Zero feeling in hands, face, assorted extremities. Travel possible, but not at all popular.
Back deck and dog business area 100 percent snow and ice covered, with heavy snow, blowing snow, dangerous wind chill. Snow depth exceeds height of said dog. Business still possible, dog refusal likely.
Basement kegerator, 100 percent beer filled, temperature 33 degrees. Drinking recommended upon completion of required workplace tasks.
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