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Feb. 16, 2010 9:30 am
My 4-year-old daughter, Ella, on the record.
On annoying car horns -- "You scared me when you horned the beep."
On Pop Music (Sung to the tune of Katy Perry's "Hot n Cold") -- "You, change your mind, like a girl changes clothes. A mouse in your nose and into your clothes, it messes you up, (several non-word sounds)..."
On Parenting -- "You broke my heart and ruined my life."
That last one probably had something to do with denial of critical gum.
Stay tuned for updates.
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