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Downtown Hotel Blues

May. 26, 2011 10:10 am
Strange. All this talk about trains and whistles and cash reminded me of something.
I hear the train a' comin,' it's rollin' 'round the bend.And I ain't got a wink of sleep, since I don't know when.I'm stayin' in the But that train horn keeps a blowin,' shoulda gone to Marriott..
And I ain't got a wink of sleep, since I don't know when.
I'm stayin' in the Doubletree, and night keeps draggin' on.
But that train horn keeps a blowin,' shoulda gone to Marriott..
Was sleeping like a baby, when I heard that awful sound,Louder than a siren, rollin' through downtown.So I called down to the lobby, just to hear them lie."You can go right back to sleep, sir. It's easy if you try."
Louder than a siren, rollin' through downtown.
So I called down to the lobby, just to hear them lie.
"You can go right back to sleep, sir. It's easy if you try."
I said, We're the rich folks staying in the fancy suite upstairs,For that we paid a fortune, big bed and comfy chairsWe didn't know that train was comin,' and now we just can't sleep.But that horn keeps a blowin,' and that's what tortures me.
For that we paid a fortune, big bed and comfy chairs
We didn't know that train was comin,' and now we just can't sleep.
But that horn keeps a blowin,' and that's what tortures me.
Well if we had $10 million, and the city said it's fineI bet I'd write an ending to that train's incessant whine.But we just don't have the money, that's what our leaders say.
I bet I'd write an ending to that train's incessant whine.
But we just don't have the money, that's what our leaders say.
So instead I'll pop two Ambien, and sleep my blues away.
(Liz Martin/The Gazette)
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