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Keep Your Head Down
Dave Rasdal
May. 16, 2010 7:00 am
Sam, who admits he's a hack golfer, spends an enjoyable but frustrating day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy.
Not being very good, he plays poorly all day. About the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
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