Golf Jokes for Mothers' Day

Here are a couple of jokes to make Mothers, who are golfers, laugh on their day.

On a sunny Saturday morning, Jim began his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Lady's tee please back up to the men's tee!"

Jim was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up up to the men's tee!"

Jim had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

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Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?"

"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.

"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"