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Political sign thief needs a friend
Tom Woodruff
Sep. 26, 2020 7:00 am
My political signs were stolen from my private property along Scales Bend Road in Johnson County on Sept. 17.
It's obvious that this person needs a friend.
I am available most any time for some mutual counseling. We could both wear a tie dye shirt pulled up over our mouth/face and have a good long group hug.
Besides, I would like to meet you to assure myself that you really look better than the picture taken by my remote camera - a camera made in China before the present administration.
The sheriff may agree that you can't possibly look like that photo, feel sorry for you and work a deal. Remember, I want to be your friend.
Tom Woodruff
North Liberty
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