College football Week 11: Pick 'ems, TV listings

MICHIGAN AT IOWA

Marc Morehouse (3-0, 21-6) — C'mon you guys, it's not like Michigan players carry sharks and shoot lasers out of their eyes and have actual hammers for heads. Is it? Michigan 41, Iowa 7

Mike Hlas (2-1, 18-9) — I will donate $100 to charity if they play 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' on the Kinnick Stadium public-address system Saturday night in place of 'Back in Black.' Michigan 28, Iowa 14

Jeremiah Davis (2-1, 20-7) — Things that happened in 1985: Michigan came to Kinnick as No. 2 to play No. 1 Iowa, and the Bears were headed to a Super Bowl win. In 2016, Michigan again comes in as No. 2. But the Bears are headed nowhere and Iowa is not No. 1. Michigan 45, Iowa 20

Beth Malicki (2-1, 22-5) — At least the weather is expected to be unseasonably warm for this game. Michigan 38, Iowa 17

Zach Hanley (3-0, 22-5) — Jim Harbaugh buys $8 khaki pants from Wal-Mart, but his team makes up for it with style points. Michigan 49, Iowa 21

Todd Brommelkamp (2-1, 19-8) — Be honest with me. How many of you wrote in Greg Davis' name on your ballot Tuesday in the hopes of finding him a new gig? Michigan 49, Iowa 14

IOWA STATE AT KANSAS

Morehouse — C'mon you guys. ISU 24, Kansas 10

Hlas  — Kansas' football and men's basketball teams have combined to win 12 Big 12 championships over the last 12 years. Iowa State 24, Kansas 12

Davis — The last time Iowa State was a double-digit favorite on the road? At Army in 2005. The last time in the Big 12? At Kansas in 2001. Think the KU students tear the goal posts down again if they win? ISU 31, Kansas 20

Malicki — My distaste for the Jayhawks is strong, despite leaving Missouri 11 years ago. ISU 31, Kansas 28

Hanley — The last time the Cyclones were double-digit favorites dinosaurs roamed the earth. Iowa State drops an asteroid on Kansas. ISU 35, Kansas 10

Brommelkamp — The Jayhawks played in the Orange Bowl in 2008, which is the same year our next president hosted a reality TV show featuring Gene Simmons and that one guy from the Sopranos. You know, 'Big something-or-other.' ISU 34, Kansas 21

PUGET SOUND AT PACIFIC

Morehouse — This is where the fish lives. Pacific 11, Puget Sound 2

Hlas — This game is all wet. Puget Sound 35, Pacific 34

Davis — One of Pacific's three wins came against Willamette. My former roommate's girlfriend went to Willamette. I just couldn't live with myself if I picked a team that beat my former girlfriend's alma mater. Puget Sound 25, Pacific 23

Malicki — The Pacific fight song is 'Hungry Tigers,' which I find adorable as it's reminiscent of my favorite childhood game, Hungry Hungry Hippos. Pacific 35, Puget Sound 28

Hanley — Are these even real teams? It sounds like a garage band debuting at a dive bar. Pacific 23, Puget Sound 21

Brommelkamp  — This is why we can't have nice things. Pacific 28, Puget Sound 17

TV Listings

Game

Time

TV

South Carolina at Florida

11 a.m.

CBS

No. 10 Penn State at Indiana

11 a.m.

ABC

Mississippi State at No. 1 Alabama

11 a.m.

ESPN

Baylor at No. 11 Oklahoma

11 a.m.

ESPN2

Cincinnati at Central Florida

11 a.m.

ESPNU

Iowa State at Kansas

11 a.m.

FOX

No. 16 West Virginia at Texas

11 a.m.

FS1

Rutgers at Michigan State

11 a.m.

BTN

SMU at East Carolina

11 a.m.

ESPNews

Tulsa at Navy

11 a.m.

CBSSN

No. 17 North Carolina at Syracuse

11:30 a.m.

KCRG 9.2

No. 9 Auburn at Georgia

2:30 p.m.

CBS

Pittsburgh at No. 2 Clemson

2:30 p.m.

ABC

No. 5 Ohio State at Maryland

2:30 p.m.

ESPN

Illinois at No. 7 Wisconsin

2:30 p.m.

ESPN2

Notre Dame vs. Army

2:30 p.m.

NBC

Georgia Tech at No. 14 Virginia Tech

2:30 p.m.

ESPNU

Texas Tech at No. 13 Oklahoma State

2:30 p.m.

FS1

Tulane at Houston

2:30 p.m.

CBSSN

No. 24 LSU at No. 25 Arkansas

6 p.m.

ESPN

Wake Forest at No. 6 Louisville

6 p.m.

ESPN2

South Florida at Memphis

6 p.m.

ESPNU

No. 20 USC at No. 4 Washington

6:30 p.m.

FOX

Minnesota at No. 19 Nebraska

6:30 p.m.

BTN

No. 3 Michigan at Iowa

7 p.m.

ABC

No. 12 Colorado at Arizona

9 p.m.

FS1

New Mexico at Utah State

9:15 p.m.

ESPN2

Colorado State at Air Force

9:15 p.m.

ESPNU

California at No. 23 Washington State

9:30 p.m.

ESPN

San Diego State at Nevada

9:30 p.m.

CBSSN

All times Central