Live Chat at 3 p.m. -- EMERGENCY SESSION -- A 12-minute discussion on Iowa football

People, the toxins aren't exiting your bodies soon enough for this to be a productive week. My emails, comments to the Hlog, and old-fashioned one-on-one conversations are confirming this.

I'm here to help you work past the crisis of enduring Iowa's 7-5 football season. I think it's the reason I was sent here from the planet Krypton.

So at 3 p.m., it's 12 solid minutes of live chat. Not 10. Not 11. But 12. Stop your work day, pull off the road, interrupt surgery -- whatever it takes. Be here, and be healed.