Get your Brett Favre one-liners here

With the Internet, every famous person or thing is a set-up for a one-liner from a world-full of comedy stylists.

Thanks to Twitter, here are recent one-liners on Brett Favre:

Saying Brett Favre retired is like saying your herpes are gone.

Brett Favre is the Jon Gosselin for dudes.

Favre is to decisions what Vick is to dogs.

I really wish Brett Favre would retire from retiring.

Attention Brett Favre: You are not Michael Jordan.

Brett Favre: "I won't stop until I've thrown a pick for every team in the NFL."

Brett Favre must of been tired of all the Michael Vick coverage, too.

I'd hate to go to Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors with Brett Favre.

The Waffle House should rename their signature dish "Brett Favre".

Cash for clunkers: The latest chapter in the Brett Favre saga.

Even while tossing around the idea of staying retired, Brett Favre was intercepted 13 times.

When the apocalypse comes, cockroaches will rise to become the master race. And then Brett Favre will announce he is their new quarterback.

Taking a cue from Brett Favre, Sarah Palin has decided to come out of retirement and be the governor of Russia.

I hereby retire from the Brett Favre fan club (3rd time). I'll be filing paperwork with the league office on Monday.

Under Obama's healthcare plan Brett Favre will get the treatment he needs to tearfully retire every year.

In other sports news, Wranglers model Brett Favre played some guys from the neighborhood and ended up with four touchdowns and three picks.

Oh, Brett Favre. Your accuracy at backstabbing has now exceeded your accuracy on the field.

BREAKING: John Madden returning to broadcasting. Says Madden, "I feel like I have one more year of fawning over Brett Favre left in me."

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