CONTEST: TCU joining the Big East is like ... what?

In the words of Sheryl Crow, these are the days when anything goes.

Texas Christian University is joining the Big East Conference, to play football against Connecticut, Syracuse, Rutgers ...

I love it. It's like Colorado and Utah joining the Pacific-10. It's like Des Moines having a baseball team in the Pacific Coast League. It's like Utah's NBA team being called the Jazz.

Hey, how about a contest? I realize it isn't windbreaker season, but I'll put a never-worn New Orleans Saints windbreaker up as the prize for the best reply to "TCU joining the Big East is like ____________.

The Saints are getting their act together, looking ready to defend their world title. That windbreaker would make you look a first-rate frontrunner if New Orleans makes it two in a row. Who wouldn't want to be considered a first-rate frontrunner?

Use real examples, please. "Like Charlie Sheen joining a monastery" is not what we're after. Nor is he.