Happy Halloween

Dave Rasdal

Oct. 31, 2009 7:00 am

Some laughs on Halloween:

What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure.

What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light.

Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? Because he's a pain in the neck.

How do you tell twin witches apart? You can't tell which witch is which.

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One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to the door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after the woman at the door gave

him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" the woman asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."

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