Mid-day questions to you about Fiesta Bowl, Tiger, and life its ownself

Answer all, some or none. As always, this (the Cayman Islands, from where this originates) is a free country.

1. If you're an Iowa fan, how steamed would you be if your team doesn't get a Tostitos Fiesta Bowl invitation Sunday on a scale from 1 (not at all bothered) to 10 (so mad you could stop eating Frito Lay products for months)?

2. If Iowa does go to the Fiesta, who is your preferred opponent: Boise State, TCU or Mystery Team? Why?

3. If the Hawkeyes go to the Capital One Bowl and play LSU, will this matchup excite you and why?

4. If you're planning on attending whichever bowl invites Iowa, would you go a little early to watch the Insight/Champs Sports Bowl? I know, I know. The answer is no. Let's move on.

5. What are your thoughts on the Tiger Woods situation? Please, don't repeat jokes that we've already heard a hundred times this week. Does it intrigue you, bug you, entertain you, or leave you totally indifferent?

6. About life its ownself ... any thoughts?