Morehouse, Hlas and others offer college football predictions

Penn State at Iowa

Morehouse - What do Joe Paterno and Justin Bieber have in common? I don't know, but one of them is Canadian. Iowa 24, Penn State 10

Hlas - My favorite folk singing trio of all time: Paterno, Paul and Mary. Iowa 19, Penn State 13

Pugliese - Iowa spoils what could be Joe Paterno's last visit to Kinnick. Iowa 21, Penn State 7

Campbell - Daniel Murray. Adrian Clayborn. JoePa still sees them in his sleep. Do the Hawks have another Nittany nightmare to offer up? Yes. Iowa 28, Penn State 27

Malicki - John Campbell received the Silver Circle Award from the Emmy's. That's, like, the biggest honor EVER. Except, that is, these pick ‘ems. If he wins this, his life is worth living. Iowa 28, Penn State 14

Brooks - Iowa's defense is comparable to Alabama's. Consequently, Penn State with its freshman quarterback won't be able to handle Iowa's defense. Iowa 24, Penn State 10

Texas Tech at Iowa State

Morehouse - Tommy Tuberville is a) a Broadway showman, b) one of the old Muppet dudes who sat in the balcony and made snide remarks or c) fictional. Texas Tech 30, Iowa State 17

Hlas - Texas Tech almost joined the Pacific-10 Conference this summer. In an unrelated story, I almost joined the Jonas Brothers. Iowa State 24, Texas Tech 21

Pugliese - Where's the fun in picking favorites? Iowa State 20, Texas Tech 17

Campbell - The Red Raiders come in off a bye week and that could spell trouble for the Clones. Texas Tech 31, Iowa State 30

Malicki - My neighbors way down the street gather in their driveway and tailgate every Hawkeye game. These people look like fun. They have decorations. I'm fun. I can bring baked beans. Love me. Texas Tech 34, Iowa State 23

Brooks - State's defense sparkled against UNI, but Tech is a different cat. Cyclones at the moment don't have enough offense to outscore this team. Texas Tech 33, Iowa State 18

Wisconsin at Michigan State

Morehouse - Caught Wisconsin Wife this week scrawling “Mrs. Bret Bielema” in her Camembert. Camembert is a kind of cheese, by the way. Wisconsin 17, Michigan State 14

Hlas - For Wisconsin fans needing directions to East Lansing: Drive to Lansing. Turn east. Michigan State 23, Wisconsin 21

Pugliese - Overrated Badgers meet underrated Spartans. Michigan State 17, Wisconsin 14

Campbell - Bucky Badgers gets exposed today. Spartans start the Big Ten season with a win. Michigan State 24, Wisconsin 14

Malicki - Badgers are so cute! I just want to squeeze that little mascot. The Spartan? His head is frighteningly enormous. That guy is all ego. Wisconsin 24, Michigan State 21

Brooks - Big Ten game of the week. Badgers have been terrific at home against weak competition. Spartans are anything but weak and have a more diversified attack than the Badgers. Michigan State 21, Wisconsin 18