Learn what Romney isn’t like through ads

Watching the campaign ads in support of President Barack Obama, it occurred to me what a golden opportunity this is for Mitt Romney to learn things about himself that he never knew before. I'm sure that Romney never realized that he was such an vile, evil person. I'm sure he never thought of himself as Satan's right hand man, cackling with glee as thousands of children and seniors wander in the wilderness, with no medical care, homeless and starving.

I'm also sure Romney never realized that his opponent symbolizes all that is right and good for the country, not to mention the world. A stalwart and heroic defender of the downtrodden, Obama polishes his crown and goes forth to do battle with the dark forces. How lucky we are to have such a champion of truth and dignity willing to fight the good fight for his helpless subjects (us). Hail Caesar!

Gary Sargent

Cedar Rapids