Couch potato: The best of college football on TV

Today's top college football television offerings:

1. Utah at Iowa State (6 p.m., Fox College Sports) - The Mountain West Conference's television network is called the Mountain. So why isn't the Big Ten Network called the Big?

2. Michigan State at Michigan (2:30 p.m., KCRG) - MSU was 6-7 last year and Michigan was 5-7. They're better now.

3. Alabama at South Carolina (2:30 p.m., KGAN) - Alabama's impending loss is another step for Boise State's inevitable national title.

4. Florida State at Miami (7 p.m., KCRG) - ESPN's Mark Schlabach projects an Iowa-Miami Orange Bowl. Which team would have more fans at that game? Seriously.

5. Indiana at Ohio State (11 a.m., ESPN) - Hoosiers play against Denard Robinson and Terrelle Pryor on successive weeks. That'll build character.

6. Oregon State at Arizona (6 p.m., Versus) - Arizona hasn't had a road game since Sept. 3. That's wack.

7. Minnesota at Wisconsin (11 a.m., BTN) - They share a border. And last place in the Big Ten.

8. LSU at Florida (6:30 p.m., ESPN) - LSU is the Northwestern of the SEC. Just kidding.

9. Illinois at Penn State (11 a.m., ESPN2) - A Rose Bowl elimination game this isn't.

10. The Twisted Whiskers Show (3:30 p.m., Animal Planet) - Dander and Yawp get lost and turn to a delusional bear for help.

- Compiled by Mike Hlas