Give me one name and one name only for your choice as the next Iowa men's basketball coach

I'm in Oklahoma City, where Northern Iowa will play in a little thing called the NCAA men's basketball tournament on Thursday.

All anyone here is talking about is the Iowa basketball coaching vacancy. Actually, no one is. The sports section here is all about the Oklahoma City Thunder of the NBA, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State both playing in the NCAA women's basketball tourney, and Oklahoma State playing in the men's tourney.

I'll be locked into UNI stuff tomorrow when all the teams here hold their press conferences and practices. So, for today, I invite you to give one name and a short (or long) reason why you want that name to be the name of Iowa's next men's basketball coach.

They don't have to be realistic possibilities, by the way. You're not getting paid to do this, so you can suspend reality as much or as little as you want.

A current major-college coach? A current mid-major coach? A current NBA coach? A Jonas brother? A Kardashian sister?

Go.