You can bet on groundhogs, Gatorade and Katy Perry

It says here to take New England and throw the two points against Seattle Sunday.

But I can't help you on Super Bowl prop bets, because making those are the signs of someone who either has too much money to burn or too desperate a gambling problem.

They are fun to talk about, though. So I have a short list of some of the doozies at a few online sports books.

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the national anthem?

Yes: +450 (bet $10 to win $45). No: -700 (bet $70 to win $10)

Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

Yes: +400. No: -600.

What be the color of Bill Belichick's hoodie?

Gray: -120. Blue: Even. Red: +750.

(Were I Belichick's friend, I think I might offer him $1,000 to wear a red hoodie, no questions asked.)

Will Belichick smile during the game on camera?

No: -140. Yes: +180.

What color will the Gatorade be that's dumped on the head of the winning coach?

Orange: 3/2 (bet $20 to win $30). Yellow: 5/2. Clear/Water: 3/1. Blue: 15/2. Red: 15/2. Green: 10/1.

Will Punxsutawney Phil the Groundhog sees his shadow Monday/which team wins the Super Bowl?

Yes/Patriots: +220. No/Patriots: +275. Yes/Seahawks: +225. No/Seahawks: +275.

What will happen with the Dow Jones Average Monday?

Up: -140. Down: Even.

Will Katy Perry show cleavage during her halftime show?

Yes: -500. No: +375.

What will be Katy Perry's hair color?

Black/brown: +200. Blue/green: +300. Pink/red: +300. Blonde: +400. Purple: +500)

(Go with black/brown if you must bet on this. Blue and the others would be such cliches.)

Will the Super Bowl MVP cry during his acceptance speech?

Yes: +250. No: -325.

Will any pyrotechnics during the game or halftime show start a fire?

Yes: 88/1.

Will a bird get inside the stadium:

Yes: Even.