Hlastradamus has some great predictions this week -- Turkey will be consumed in mass quantities, and the Tide will roll Auburn

Hlastradamus has enjoyed several hundred Thanksgivings, and a few New Year's Eves.

This will be one of the best holiday weeks ever after the prophet's football forecast rings true. He was 2-2-1 last week for a season total of 20-19-2. Now it's time to gobble up some winners. So many games stick out, that the prophet is going long today.

Alabama -4.5 vs. Auburn. That's right. An unbeaten, second-ranked team is an underdog. The only thing that pleases 'Bama as much as winning is ruining Auburn's fun.

Wisconsin -23 vs. Northwestern. This will be both a coronation and a bloodletting.

Purdue -3 vs. Indiana. In season-ending rivalry games like this, go with the team that has a head coach that is coming back next year.

Nebraska -16.5 vs. Colorado. The Cornhuskers turn their fury on an opponent that is playing out the string.

Boise State -14 at Nevada. Nevada is very good. Boise State is vicious.

Missouri -25 vs. Kansas. One word: Carnage.

Tennessee -2.5 vs. Kentucky. The Vols are coming around.

Penn State pick vs. Michigan State. MSU never wins in Happy Valley. Ever.