Camp 'Stache -- The vote

OK, Camp 'Stache has come down to a vote.

No names. We're going to keep this anonymous. Closing the polls midnight on Friday and will reveal the winner on Saturday.

Click to vote. Stuff the ballot boxes. This is a Chicago Democrat election in the '70s. Have the zombies vote.

Winner gets an Iowa mini-helmet signed by Bob Sanders. Second gets a black "Heroes Game" baseball cap. Third gets a red "Heroes Game" cap. Fourth, I'll think of something.

No. 1 The Wild and Crazy Guy

This is going to be like Bluto handing out nicknames at Delta Tau Chi. You get what you get. This gentleman looks like a wild and crazy guy.

No. 2 The Basketball 'Stache

Someone could call tampering on this one, I'm afraid. But the judges are going to allow it.

I'm calling this the "Basketball 'Stache." Five on both sides.

No. 3 The Fetish

OK, I put in the proviso that women entrants could do either legs or arm pits. Here is a leg from West Lafayette. Don't worry, the leg is attached to an Iowa fan who has a creative nickname for Purdue.

I'm calling it "The Fetish." This would be worth big money on another website.

No. 4 The Candidate

Awwwww . . . I'm calling this "The Candidate." Babies always win. I was going to call it "Lil' Fidel," but we don't need to make this too political. This one is going to tug the heart strings.

No. 5 The Major Dad

As far as pure mustache aesthetics go, this is classic. It's the lovechild of of Bill Buckner's and Tom Selleck's mustaches.

I'm calling it "The Major Dad." Not sure why, but there it is.

No. 6 The Catfish

This is stylin'. I love 'staches that grow handlebar. Looks like catfish whiskers, so we're going "The Catfish."

Here's the poll. Vote like crazy.

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