Hlists, Week 9: Pitt fumble-fest, good maritimes

This is a collection of lists from Week 9 in college football. It will feature Ole Miss and Massachusetts Maritime. Never before have those two institutions been mentioned in the same sentence.

THREE GAMES I WISH I'D ATTENDED

1. Auburn 42, South Carolina 35

2. Utah 24, USC 21

3. LSU 10, Mississippi 7

THREE GAMES I'M GLAD I DIDN'T ATTEND

1. Wisconsin 52, Maryland 7

2. Miami (OH) 10, Kent State 3

3. Mount Union 74, Wilmington 7

STATES THAT WEREN'T WATCHING GAME 4 OF THE WORLD SERIES SATURDAY NIGHT

1. Ohio (Ohio State-Penn State)

2. Pennsylvania

3. Louisiana (Mississippi-LSU)

4. Mississippi

TEAMS THAT ARE 6-1 AND QUIETLY LURK OUT THERE

1. Kansas State

2. TCU

3. Arizona

4. Arizona State

5. Utah

6. Duke

GOOD MARI-TIMES

1. Massachusetts Maritime 46, UMass-Dartmouth 41

2. Maine Maritime 62, Nichols 43

PITTSBURGH'S FIRST-QUARTER LOST FUMBLES

1. Chad Voytik, 14:19

2. James Conner, 12:41

3. Isaac Bennett, 10:26

4. Tyler Boyd, 10:27

5. Voytik, 6:30

REAL BOWL NAMES

1. Popeyes Bahamas Bowl

2. Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl

3. BITCOIN St. Petersburg Bowl

4. Duck Commander Independence Bowl

5. TaxSlayer Bowl

WAYS IN WHICH ILLINOIS CORNERBACK V'ANGELO BENTLEY HAS SCORED IN HIS CAREER

1. Punt return

2. Kickoff return

3. Interception return

4. Fumble return

SATURDAY'S SCHOOL RECORDS

1. TCU's Trevone Boykin, 7 TD passes

2. Alabama's Amari Cooper, 224 receiving yards

3. Nebraska's Ameer Abdullah, 341 all-purpose yards

4. Marshall's Devon Johnson, 272 rushing yards

5. South Dakota School of Mines' Trent McKinney, 525 passing yards

6. Concordia-St. Paul's Tom Obarski, 56-yard field goal

MY FOUR PLAYOFF TEAMS

1. Mississippi State

2. Florida State

3. Auburn

4. Notre Dame

THIS WEEK'S WATCHABLES

1. Florida State at Louisville (Thursday)

2. TCU at West Virginia

3. Auburn at Mississippi

4. Stanford at Oregon

5. Utah at Arizona State

TWEETS

1. 'What did I do to deserve to be blessed with teammates like this? Tonight was the first night I felt like this team was an actual family.” - Ohio State defensive tackle Michael Bennett after his team's win at Penn State.

2. 'Thanks for the support Hailstate Family. Nothing comes easy in this League.” - Mississippi State quarterback Dak Prescott after his team's 45-31 win at Kentucky.

3. 'Big shoutout to my quarterback Tretola for the great throw and my coach @BretBielema for trusting me.” - Arkansas long snapper Alan D'Appollonio, who caught a touchdown pass from offensive guard Sebastian Tretola on a trick play

TEAMS THAT HAVE MADE 100 PERCENT OF THEIR FIELD GOAL TRIES

1. Florida State 14-of-14

2. Maryland 12-of-12

3. Duke 10-of-10

4. Wake Forest 9-of-9

5. Iowa State 8-of-8

NATIONAL LEADERS IN YARDS FROM SCRIMMAGE

1. Tevin Coleman, Indiana 190.3 yards per game

2. Ameer Abdullah, Nebraska 177.3

3. Melvin Gordon, Wisconsin 172.4

GAMES LAST SEASON IN WHICH TCU'S MEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM SCORED AS MANY POINTS AS ITS FOOTBALL TEAM (82) DID AGAINST TEXAS TECH

1. vs. Grambling State