How can we get Congress to start thinking of the people and all of our problems and not their precious egos and political party lines? I suggest money from a stimulus package.
With that money Congress could pay to bring in a group of proctologists to help them with their head extractions. Hopefully, with their heads out, they will be able to actually see all the problems that need to be taken care of. For those with heads too far up for extraction, a plasectomy will be completed. That’s where a window is placed in the stomach so those in Congress can see which party to run to for advice.
Maybe, when the doctors have finished with Congress, they could help out a few in the media.
Let’s stop all the hatred and start working together for the good of our country.