My political signs were stolen from my private property along Scales Bend Road in Johnson County on Sept. 17.
It’s obvious that this person needs a friend.
I am available most any time for some mutual counseling. We could both wear a tie dye shirt pulled up over our mouth/face and have a good long group hug.
Besides, I would like to meet you to assure myself that you really look better than the picture taken by my remote camera — a camera made in China before the present administration.
The sheriff may agree that you can’t possibly look like that photo, feel sorry for you and work a deal. Remember, I want to be your friend.