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What do you call a pig in a bathtub? And other jokes about pigs

Piglets look at their surroundings at Interstate Swine, LLC, Wednesday, Oct. 7, 2009, near Walker. These piglets were we
Piglets look at their surroundings at Interstate Swine, LLC, Wednesday, Oct. 7, 2009, near Walker. These piglets were weaned from the sows. (Jim Slosiarek/The Gazette)

Try these hog-larious jokes out on your family and friends.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork.

What do you call a pig in a bathtub?

Hogwash.

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate?

A porkchop.

Why don’t you play basketball with pigs?

They’re ball hogs.

What’s a pig’s favorite pie?

Mississippi mud.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

He kept running out of the pen.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

What’s a pig’s favorite social gathering?

A swine and cheese party.

What do you say when a pig bakes bread?

He’s bacon.

How does a pig sign a letter?

With hogs and kisses.

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