KIDSGAZETTE

Clown around with these silly jokes

Ms. Skeeter, a clown performer with the Culpepper-Merriweather Great Combined Circus, poses for a portrait in Tiffin. (F
Ms. Skeeter, a clown performer with the Culpepper-Merriweather Great Combined Circus, poses for a portrait in Tiffin. (File photo/Justin Torner/Freelance for The Gazette)

We know — a lot of clowns on TV and in movies are scary, dangerous monsters.

But the clowns you might see at a parade or birthday party are mostly just trying to make you laugh.

Here are a few jokes that might make you smile — or maybe roll your eyes. After trying out ours, make up your own!

Why did the clown always choose the red balloon?

Because they were popular.

Why can’t you see elephants when they hide in trees?

Because they’re good at it!

What did the fish say when she swam into a wall?

Dam.

Someone stole all my lamps.

I should be upset, but I’m just de-lighted.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was de-Brie everywhere.

How does the penguin build his house?

Igloos it together.

A big moron and a little moron were standing on a cliff. The big moron fell off. Do you know why the other one didn’t?

Because he was a little more on.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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