Hlastradamus: Rising from the Ashes

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Hlastradamus comes to you with his hat in his hand, begging for forgiveness.

The prophet had one vision last week, and it was as blurry as a home video of the Loch Ness Monster. Which, by the way, Hlastradamus has for sale. But that's another post. The sage told you Michigan State would rout Minnesota last Saturday. That was a slight miscalculation. By three touchdowns.

Hey, if Hlastradamus were perfect he'd be getting ready to move operations to a winter home in the Cayman Islands instead of touting games here.

However, the crystal ball has been polished, and this week's vision is so clear that Johnny Nash is singing about it.

Boise State -15.5 vs. TCU. Boise State can't fool around here. It has to bury TCU or forever hold its peace when the BCS computers spit out their tripe.

Arkansas -14 vs. Tennessee. Reason: Arkansas is much better than Tennessee.

Stanford -3.5 vs. Oregon. Stanford takes great delight in scoring. And in winning.

South Carolina -3 vs. Florida. The Gators show Hlastradamus nothing.

That's all. There are no Big Ten games this week because the prophet does not understand all this Legends and Leaders nonsense.


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